collegehumor:

sem11:

What happens when you misuse “literally”.

It gets dark, quick.

the-beast-inside-the-boy:

eternal-nova:

envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

You can’t eat the biscuits if you don’t pay for the flour. i don’t know…

I just watched this episode for like the 4th time. Love her so much.

lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

lookingfortheman:

If i have to put a name on love, i would use yours ^^

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

lookingfortheman:

If i have to put a name on love, i would use yours ^^

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

thechildofstyle:

you have only
seen yourself
two times

taking a picture
and looking at the
image and staring
in the mirror and
looking at your
reflection

you don’t get to see
the way your eyes
light up when you talk
about something
you love

and you can never
see how beautiful
you look when you
really smile

it’s really is kinda
sad that never
actually seen yourself

but I can promise you
I will be here everyday
to tell you what i see

R’J